Post by Wolfe on Jun 17, 2006 1:49:02 GMT -5
I figured it out!
This is whats going on:
Blizzard is planning on making WoS (World of Starcraft)
In an attempt to make tons of money.
What they don't know is that by having both WoW and WoS,
It will turn everyone who plays it into zombies, on account of its addictiveness.
Now, it was scheduled for a 2009 release, but it will be delayed 3 years, until its 2012, the predicted year of the appocolypse according to the ancient Aztecs.
Now, Shiguru Miyamoto knows this, and he doesn't want to suffer.
He plans to commit suicide, but he wants to be greedy, and take his company down. How easy will that be with the Wii coming out?
Very.
Mac also knows this, and it plans to buy Nintendo in an attempt to make a public announcement, but they will screw up, because they're Mac.
So instead, they planted mind control devices in iPods, so that they become popular.
Destroy your iPod. It's got your mind!
Be ready when the zombies come in 2012.
This is whats going on:
Blizzard is planning on making WoS (World of Starcraft)
In an attempt to make tons of money.
What they don't know is that by having both WoW and WoS,
It will turn everyone who plays it into zombies, on account of its addictiveness.
Now, it was scheduled for a 2009 release, but it will be delayed 3 years, until its 2012, the predicted year of the appocolypse according to the ancient Aztecs.
Now, Shiguru Miyamoto knows this, and he doesn't want to suffer.
He plans to commit suicide, but he wants to be greedy, and take his company down. How easy will that be with the Wii coming out?
Very.
Mac also knows this, and it plans to buy Nintendo in an attempt to make a public announcement, but they will screw up, because they're Mac.
So instead, they planted mind control devices in iPods, so that they become popular.
Destroy your iPod. It's got your mind!
Be ready when the zombies come in 2012.
